Kirileigh Lynch
Scientific Latin Name
Housepartiasaurus-tildabreakadawnus
Habitat
You will find this life form in the kitchen at house parties, mixing elaborate mocktails as she explains the secret to killer guacamole as relative to current trends in string theory and the music of prince whilst doing back bends.
Food Groups
Currently this specimen is devouring a balanced diet of the classics. Queen, Prince, Talking Heads, Salt n Peppa, Britney.
Distinguishing Features
Tortoiseshell coloured hair, a slight flush to the cheeks from dancing too much, a plate of hors d'oeuvres.
Predators
People who don't dance no more. Who just stand there like this. Who cross their arms and stare you down and drink and moan and diss.