Scientific Latin Name
inebriatus frequentus et educationus irreleventus

Food Groups
This specimen is strictly a Beerivore.

Evolutionary Influences
Mike Slammer & Red Alert, Cru-L-T, Slipmatt, Seduction, High Contrast, Beatfix, Billy Joel, Freskanova, Guns and Roses, Jungle Brothers, Pete Rock & C.L.Smooth, the Get Down Crew, Parliament Funkadelic, Mark Ronson, Freestylers, A Tribe called Quest, Afro Art, Jimmy Bo Horn, The Electric Chair, the Nextmen, Motown.

Distinguishing Features
The Learned Hand can be recognised by its prominent ego, capricious mental process, promotional t-shirts, itinerant hygiene and variable humour

Predators
Bars, Clubs, Pubs, Nightclubs, Festivals, Warehouses, Record Stores, Kick-Ons...