While other critics waste time with trivial matters such as film, food or art, one man dares to review all facets of life - our experiences, our emotions and our deepest, darkest desires - to rate them out of five stars.
While other critics waste time with trivial matters such as film, food or art, one man dares to review all facets of life - our experiences, our emotions and our deepest, darkest desires - to rate them out of five stars.
| 6:00am | ABC News Breakfast |
| 9:00am | ABC Asia Pacific News |
| 9:30am | Business Today |
| 10:00am | Poko |
| 10:25am | Brum |
| 10:35am | Bob The Builder: Project Build It |
| 10:45am | Louie |
| 10:55am | Plonsters |
| 11:00am | Little Robots |
| 11:10am | Play With Me Sesame |
| 11:35am | Postman Pat Special Delivery Service |
| 11:50am | Miffy And Friends |
| 12:00pm | In The Night Garden |
| 12:30pm | Caillou |
| 12:35pm | Lunar Jim |
| 12:45pm | Little Princess |
| 12:55pm | Peep And The Big Wide World |
| 1:20pm | Boohbah |
| 1:40pm | Microscopic Milton |
| 1:45pm | Boblins |
| 2:00pm | Play School |
| 2:25pm | Jakers!: The Adventures Of Piggley Winks |
| 2:50pm | This Is Emily Yeung |
| 2:55pm | Creature Features |
| 3:25pm | Martin Morning |
| 3:35pm | The Mr Men Show |
| 3:50pm | 1 Minute In A Museum |
| 3:50pm | The Big Knights |
| 4:00pm | The Fairytaler |
| 4:25pm | The Imp |
| 4:30pm | Little Angels |
| 5:00pm | Stress Buster |
| 5:35pm | Friends For Dinner |
| 6:05pm | The Gamblers |
| 6:35pm | Coach Trip |
| 7:00pm | Zoo Days |
| 7:30pm | Something In The Air |
| 8:05pm | Father Ted |
| 8:30pm | Hamish Macbeth |
| 9:20pm | The Bill |
| 10:55pm | MDA |
| 11:50pm | ...programs start at 6.00am |
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